From the Star Trek TNG episode, “The Naked Now.”
I swear to God, if there ever arises an android with the capability to make puns, I’m moving to the next fucking galaxy. That’s it. That’s the end of the world. Will out. Beam me wayyyyy up, Scotty.
These quotes keep following him.
(BZZZZT: THIS IS AUTO-ANSWER-BOT 3000. THERE IS NO WILL HERE. WILL IS NOT AVAILABLE. WILL IS NOT PRESENT. THIS IS AUTO-ANSWER-BOT 3000. YOU MAY LEAVE WILL A MESSAGE AND PRAY THAT YOU DO NOT PERISH IN THE ONCOMING ROBOT RAPTURE. I MEAN, TEA. YOU WOULD LIKE TEA. YES.)
Day 13: your favorite qoute???? (quote????) (spelling mistake lol!!!!!!!)
I have plenty of quips from famous people that I live by, including this one from musical visionary and absurdist genius Frank Zappa:
“One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people’s minds.”
Of course, I take no greater pleasure in reflecting on the words of wonderful people. It’s therefore understandable that I follow the sayings of a man very close to my heart: Myself.
There are more, but frankly I just have volumes upon volumes of old anecdotes and it would take months of scrolling for you just to get through all of them.
^^ Seconded. I feel like this is something Chriddof would say.
It’s not new. It’s just a rehashing of an older theme with random quotes on the top and a new logo and stuff. Also, it looks cleaner.
Also, did you know that chicken soup is really salty when you don’t add water?
(WSkind is how my signature on receipts and official things looks, so I’m going to adapt it for the blog. Yay/nay? Family members: Don’t answer.)
Snooki, offering some intelligent commentary on society.
(Frankly, she’s probably somewhat right. I can’t believe I’m saying that.)