This is what happens when you leave the Internet alone for too long.

• Communism Kills argued that people who spend more time on makeup are more likely to lack intellectuality, which is very wrong because even if you look at the correlation between looks and smarts through an economic lens, the connection between them is too weak to make any sort of definite blanket judgement. Oh, and don’t forget that for quite a number of people, “looks” are subjective. (Smarts are not, though.)
• Lily posted something from the Examiner: Apparently, Republicans are trying to push a modified VAWA (Violence Against Women Act) which strips the bill of protections towards lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and transsexual women. Supporters of these changes might argue that women who identify under these sexual orientations aren’t “real women,” but that doesn’t surprise me since  nearly all of these fucknozzles aren’t even women at all. 
• From RFN: Apparently some Fox News contributor (get ready for this) says that there are Muslim sleeper cells (oh, this is gonna be good) in Detroit. Detroit! In a city with an economy clawing its way out of the shitter, you’re going to go ahead and — without citing any sources — say that there are Muslim sleeper cells there? Oh, that’s rich. Oh my God, I’m gonna die. Someone fucking call the cops.

Anyway, that’s it. I’m off to write a story about dragon clans and laugh at rich people grabbing their big golden statues. Innuendo intended.