In related news: I’ve always wanted to do a Youtube show where I talk about TV Tropes articles in an inebriated state, but 1) I would shame my ancestors and 2) any time that I landed on a Magical Girl trope I would possibly go into a passionate rant about my elementary school crush on Sailor Mercury, and I don’t know whether that’s better or worse than a concerned phone call from my mother.
(I know she’s reading this. I know she’s reading this and thinking, “Why am I sending my son to college instead of making him work in a rock quarry?”)