Are those Real College Sex Party Student Wild Orgy videos really real?

From the title, you have probably just found out something I come across on a nightly basis. Be real here: I’m a 19-going-on-21 year old male human being. I have needs like a chick needs a tampon during her time of the month.

This is a question that begs to be asked. You see these videos of these seemingly drunk college kids willingly being filmed doing some kind of sex on each other. The camera guy just walks right in and films Some Chick riding Some Bro’s gearshift. I’ll bet you that’s not just some Handycam the cameraman’s packing. That’s got to be industry grade gear right there.

Can I put this out there: Who in their right (and even possibly drunk) mind would let some dude waltz into his house party with a big GY-5100 camera and a shotgun mic bigger than that lucky amateur’s third leg, and then let that dude film his guests sexing on each other for the whole Internet to see? No actual party host would let that happen. Unless I’m in denial. But then again, I trust humanity that much.

Really though, wouldn’t it just suck to find out that what you did with that dude at that party has been immortalized by a professional adult film crew? I’m sorry, but in the 0.0001 percent chance that I find out that these videos are real by actually being caught in the act… stop watching it, strangle me with an Ethernet cord, and then put out your own eyes. I guarantee you’ll thank yourself in the end.

  1. socratescloset posted this